Move Over Padma

And make room for Jessica Lucas. Ashamed to have discovered her watching Melrose Place, but not that ashamed. She’s Canadian and she’s sexy.

The RNT Challenge

The Rude Not To Challenge: Deliver a cohesive short story sure to blow the minds of all RNT readers using all the words from the RNT tag cloud below.  The winner will receive a super sweet high five, a freshly poured beer AND have their work published on RNT.  Let the creativity begin, it’s on like Donkey Kong!!!

PS – Based on the tag cloud above, you are all a bunch of sick fucks.  Congratulations, welcome home and please to enjoy…

Giggity! Giggity!

It would be rude not to post this pic, it really would.

Anyone else craving Indian???

That Sweet Spicy Sauce

There hasn’t been a RNT post in a while, but all of a sudden pageviews are going through the roof! What could it be!??! Well, Padma of course. Our Top Chef vixen who is a strong RNT traffic driver (see here and here) has gone and done a Hardee’s commercial! Oh, you dirty, dirty girl. Hike that skirt up and lick that burger…

Padma Lakshmi & Golden Showers

Traffic has been shooting through the roof on Rude Not To and I just couldn’t figure it out. I rarely have time to post and I’m just not that popular. Then I found it! Through some amazing tweak of Google’s algorithm, I am now receiving some serious search equity. Do an image search for Padma Lakshmi and Rude Not To is the second result. Do an image search for Golden Shower and Rude Not To is the first result! Pretty much the awesomist thing to happen all weekend.

Thank you Google.
Thank you WordPress.
Thank you Padma.
Thank you Golden Showers…

Too Hungover For Text