Good Morning Megan

Here is a spicy Megan Fox video from the folks at Esquire with accompanying music by Chris Cornell.  Can’t embed this puppy, so use this link to check it out.  David Silver, eat your heart out!

I’m Gonna Ball You Discretely

Perusing Chickipedia, I was surprised to find an unfamiliar name in the third spot for the most viewed “TV Chicks”.  Right after the curvacious Kim Kardashian and the spicy Megan Fox lies the one and only Sara Varone.  You may not know the name, but chances are you’ve seen this minx channel surfing and coming to an abrupt halt on those unintelligibly boobilicious Italian game shows.  Below is a tribute, accompanied by Tenacious D’s apropos Fuck Her Gently.

Best part besides the obvious sweater puppets and the added value of a language barrier?  This cougar was born in 1972.  Grrrrrrrrrr!