My Brother Rollerblades

Thanks Voltron, good stuff here. If only Human Giant weren’t so mainstream. If only Human Giant was more like Gay Robot…”I’m a robot, and I like wieners”. My brother is so gay. He should totally try to knock the bottom out of Gay Robot…

There Are Definitely Days When I Wish I Didn’t Cut My Penis Off

Very impressive…I’m glad I decided against going this route and started a blog instead.