The Rude Not To Challenge: Deliver a cohesive short story sure to blow the minds of all RNT readers using all the words from the RNT tag cloud below. The winner will receive a super sweet high five, a freshly poured beer AND have their work published on RNT. Let the creativity begin, it’s on like Donkey Kong!!!
PS – Based on the tag cloud above, you are all a bunch of sick fucks. Congratulations, welcome home and please to enjoy…
Gulp…
Really no reason for Diora Baird to pose like this, but I’m into it. Maybe she’s not actually against a wall, but instead sitting on the floor awaiting a golden shower? Yeah, that’s more like it…you sick fucks. Anyway, lots of film credits exist for this smokeshow, but none better than her work in Wedding Crashers where she was part of the montage of vixens falling back onto Owen Wilson’s bed.
Okay, an image search reveals she may have done comparable work with Playboy.
Traffic has been shooting through the roof on Rude Not To and I just couldn’t figure it out. I rarely have time to post and I’m just not that popular. Then I found it! Through some amazing tweak of Google’s algorithm, I am now receiving some serious search equity. Do an image search for Padma Lakshmi and Rude Not To is the second result. Do an image search for Golden Shower and Rude Not To is the first result! Pretty much the awesomist thing to happen all weekend.
Thank you Google.
Thank you WordPress.
Thank you Padma.
Thank you Golden Showers…
There’s just a certain kind of joy I get out of peeing in the shower. Unfortunately, my girlfriend doesn’t feel the same way about it. Oh well…
Ever wake up in the middle of the night with the uncontrollable urge to pee only to stumble to the bathroom and realize you have a full on, raging boner and that the only way for you to successfuly angle your dangle to the toilet bowl would be to do a handstand and so instead of waiting for your appendage to recess, you thrust aside the shower curtain and relieve yourself in the shower?
Yeah.
Me neither.
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