My Brother Rollerblades

Thanks Voltron, good stuff here. If only Human Giant weren’t so mainstream. If only Human Giant was more like Gay Robot…”I’m a robot, and I like wieners”. My brother is so gay. He should totally try to knock the bottom out of Gay Robot…

World’s First Two Gay Guys

Special thanks to Dr. Bahlzdip Innerkahn for sending this my way.

Does That Make Me Gay?

Somehow both John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal crept into my dreams last night. Does that make me gay? Or maybe just a star fucker? Regardless, Jake’s a pretty cool guy when you get to know him. Gotta run, my girlfriend just saw this post and says I am definitely gay if I don’t go have sex with her immediately.