Best Condiment Ever?

Mmmmm, how could you not love this shit…and is there anything I wouldn’t put it on?  Doesn’t hurt that they call it a “spread” either.  Yummy.  If you love me, this is what I want for Christmas.  By the gallon.

I’ve Heard Of Bologna Tits, But This Is Ridiculous

RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME!!! Special thanks to the ever articulate Gwap Stackin’ for this addition to Rude Not To. Makes you wonder about her beef curtains…