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Move Over Padma

Rude Not To — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:30:00 +0000

And make room for Jessica Lucas. Ashamed to have discovered her watching Melrose Place, but not that ashamed. She’s Canadian and she’s sexy.

Huh…How About That?

Rude Not To — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:53:34 +0000

Kinda gives new meaning to beating an egg.

CreepyTweets

Rude Not To — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:01:55 +0000

On Twitter? CreepyTweets is a MUST follow. Rude Not To approved.

http://twitter.com/creepytweets

I’m Gonna Make It So Dry For You

Rude Not To — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:54:17 +0000

Great video with the new chick on The Office, Ellie Kemper. Unfortunately, WordPress won’t allow for embedding from CollegeHumor, so I’m gonna have to send you to it: “I Give The Best Blowjobs”

Rude not to leave you with without something, so here’s a pic of the voluptuous Kelly Brook sporting some legit armpitboob. Sorry Ellie, but you need to take some spicier photos and shoot them over to RNT.

Here Comes Mister Meatloaf

Rude Not To — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:18:51 +0000

Great show, but I never had any idea growing up that Willie Tanner was taking advantage of Alf like that. What a sick fuck. The Ochmonek’s are no better, perverts.

The RNT Challenge

Rude Not To — Wed, 13 May 2009 12:09:40 +0000

The Rude Not To Challenge: Deliver a cohesive short story sure to blow the minds of all RNT readers using all the words from the RNT tag cloud below. The winner will receive a super sweet high five, a freshly poured beer AND have their work published on RNT. Let the creativity begin, it’s on like Donkey Kong!!!

PS – Based on the tag cloud above, you are all a bunch of sick fucks. Congratulations, welcome home and please to enjoy…

What’s This Daddy?

Rude Not To — Sun, 10 May 2009 19:11:57 +0000

In celebration of Mother’s Day, we at Rude Not To encourage you to submit your family photos to Awkward Family Photos. Nothing Mom loves more that reminiscing over pictures of the family. Pure delight.

Where Black People And White People Buy Furniture

Rude Not To — Sat, 09 May 2009 03:08:07 +0000

Discovered this gem following @creepytweets on Twitter. There is something very wrong about this video…yet oh so right. Time to head to The Red House in High Point, NC to buy some furniture. This mattress is perfect for a white person…or a black person.

Good Morning Megan

Rude Not To — Sat, 09 May 2009 02:53:05 +0000

Here is a spicy Megan Fox video from the folks at Esquire with accompanying music by Chris Cornell. Can’t embed this puppy, so use this link to check it out. David Silver, eat your heart out!

Dildocorn Pony!

Rude Not To — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:04:55 +0000

Uhhhhhh…