Bend your knees and keep your weight forward…now push!
Rude Not To
Because it would be rude not to. It really would.
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This bathroom would take my daily on-the-john masturbation ritual to a whole new level. First, I’d feel like I am on stage in this can, which always makes my blue veined diamond cutter that much more rigid. I’m a natural born performer, what can I say. Also, the level of perceived danger would likely induce a record time for me (from flacidity to eruption). Georgia Max Coffee- here I cum.