Perusing Chickipedia, I was surprised to find an unfamiliar name in the third spot for the most viewed “TV Chicks”. Right after the curvacious Kim Kardashian and the spicy Megan Fox lies the one and only Sara Varone. You may not know the name, but chances are you’ve seen this minx channel surfing and coming to an abrupt halt on those unintelligibly boobilicious Italian game shows. Below is a tribute, accompanied by Tenacious D’s apropos Fuck Her Gently.
Best part besides the obvious sweater puppets and the added value of a language barrier? This cougar was born in 1972. Grrrrrrrrrr!
She makes me want to cut a whole in a ball of mozzeralla and pound away until my fat little fingers just can’t hold on any longer. Once I have released my cioccolato, I would then collapse in a heap on the floor, sobbing, and my sous chef, Marco, would quietly remove the Crocs from my feet so I could cry myself to sleep. I love you Ms. Varone.